Caustic

You ever think back about conversations you’ve had with friends where you’ve said something so stupid you kind of worry about your intelligence level. I have and I do. For instance, not even sure how the conversation started, a few of my classmates and I were talking about the problems, wars, and general issues in the middle east. Without thoroughly processing what was going through my brain at the moment I blurted out “I just don’t know what’s going in Middle Earth anymore. Too much is happening and too much has happened.” I guess I turned my stupid filter off. I know what happened in Middle Earth. Although it got a few laughs I had to question myself a bit after that one.  Oh the idiotic things we say.

No. No. And fuck no. This bitch is stupid. How the hell are you going to say that you got knocked up by Justin Bieber? I have nothing negative to say about him or his career. He’s living his dream, are you? Probably not. This kid is way too young for someone to go around a try to ruin his career with such malicious and ignorant rumors. I know that the celeb world wouldn’t be worth spit if we didn’t talk about it, but man give us something worth while to talk about. I wanna say something like “Did you hear about how Ben Stiller donated to help set up schools in Haiti?” Which he has done some wonderful work. GO BEN GO. But seriously, there’s much negative crap around this poor child. I don’t think he looks like a girl and I don’t think he’s a lesbian out to fool everyone. And no I’m not a Justin Bieber fan girl trying to defend him with all my heart and soul, but this is foul. And I know he didn’t knock this girl up. If for some reason a test comes back saying the baby is his, I will shave my head bald. I’m not playing. Mariah Yeater needs to shut up and figure out how many people she slept with that night. The article never said how old Yeater is but I might have over looked it the five times I read it angrily. At any rate, here’s the main article. Enjoy this load of crap.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/amplifier/90133/justin-bieber-denies-he-fathered-a-baby-baby/

A while back a co worker and I were talking about technology and how it has made our generation and those after us pretty damn lazy. And you have to admit it’s true. Let’s take spelling for instance. You might have a huge vocabulary, and most people have a decent one, but can you manually spell everything that comes out of your mouth? Hell no. I know I can’t.  My co worker told me he is a terrible speller  and doesn’t really like writing stuff down by hand because of it. “If you ask me to spell a word for you I probably can’t, but I can find the correct spelling for you on the internet.” God Bless Google, right? My only response was “Damn….” Don’t get me wrong, I’m not bashing his spelling abilities after all we aren’t all spelling bee champs. In elementary school I was asked to spell almond….it didn’t work out for me. I ruled the geography bee instead. Going back to my main point, technology…it probably rules you and makes you lazy in some way. I think we abuse it. It can be addicting like another other addiction and who says its not bad? People wasting their lives away playing an online RPG. I don’t get it. I love technology, but man it’s scary how much we depend on it.

If it were not for the intellectual snobs who pay, the arts would perish with their starving practitioners - let us thank heaven for hypocrisy.  ~Aldous Huxley